The first champ for my discerning eye and hammerhead wit is the one I like to call
"Super-Stoner"
or
"The Sloth"
either of which are from "De-evolution Squad"
Mainly because I've met this guy a few times, and he always seems to have weed, be smoking (or about to), and not doing much or moving very quickly... sometimes not at all.
In all the times I've met him, he rarely ever seems to be moving all that quickly, if at all. He's usually parked in a chair, couch, or bed. His net movements is as if there's a cripple guy who lost everything below the waist is sitting on top of a manikin's legs. Seeing him move quickly is literally almost as rare as a solar eclipse.
He used to be fit and all, but after high school, he's degenerated into an increasingly large mass, where he stops, I really don't know. The main reason he's on this list is that he went to the same high school as my lady friend, was nice to her then, they flirted and all, and he's hung. Once they did date, he ended up cheating, and last I heard spends more time high than coherent.
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