He's got a beat

This guy, I don't particularly have a major issue with, but he's still an ex, so I'm still gunnin'.

This guy, is a guy I've nick named "Floppy" or "First Mate of one of the many U.S.S. Waverings"

He's a pretty serious smoker (and not of cigarettes), a dancer, kinda hung, very stylish (and possibly gay/bi. hard to be sure these days), and has a bit of a running mouth (called her "the only one" but still cheated on her).
Now, I'm not that annoyed with being tina friendly, but there's a limit to how much I can stand someone smoking, he passed that up early on. Dancer, good for him, lets him do some funny things with his hips. Stylish, that's fine, but possibly a little too stylish that starts to boarder what the stereotype of Fabulous guys are, I have no issue with gay guys (so long as you stay away from my ass), just don't date hot chicks to try and convince yourself you aren't (if you are). And I don't know if I'm just being old fashioned, but if you say a girl's the "Only one", you had better fucking mean that and back it up. Cheat, and that becomes you being a vaguely poetic dumbass who can't have their word trusted for much anymore.
Anyways, the nicknames come from that he's still fit, but smokes enough he might not be able to "soldier on" (hypothetically), and the "First Mate" bit is from him being a bit of a manwhore, and wavering on his feelings and such a lot, but not enough to merit him a full captain's title.