Readers, I have run out of my initial group of guys to mock, so I can't do a quadruple target :(
I will restock (I think there's an unlimited number of these guys), on my info and be on my way to giving a berating of diabolical intent. (for those who don't entirely get that: I need to restock before I can continue to give a slightly cruel but true commentary on the dumb asses who show up trying to get at my lady friend)
Saturday, June 25, 2011
He's got a beat
This guy, I don't particularly have a major issue with, but he's still an ex, so I'm still gunnin'.
This guy, is a guy I've nick named "Floppy" or "First Mate of one of the many U.S.S. Waverings"
He's a pretty serious smoker (and not of cigarettes), a dancer, kinda hung, very stylish (and possibly gay/bi. hard to be sure these days), and has a bit of a running mouth (called her "the only one" but still cheated on her).
Now, I'm not that annoyed with being tina friendly, but there's a limit to how much I can stand someone smoking, he passed that up early on. Dancer, good for him, lets him do some funny things with his hips. Stylish, that's fine, but possibly a little too stylish that starts to boarder what the stereotype of Fabulous guys are, I have no issue with gay guys (so long as you stay away from my ass), just don't date hot chicks to try and convince yourself you aren't (if you are). And I don't know if I'm just being old fashioned, but if you say a girl's the "Only one", you had better fucking mean that and back it up. Cheat, and that becomes you being a vaguely poetic dumbass who can't have their word trusted for much anymore.
Anyways, the nicknames come from that he's still fit, but smokes enough he might not be able to "soldier on" (hypothetically), and the "First Mate" bit is from him being a bit of a manwhore, and wavering on his feelings and such a lot, but not enough to merit him a full captain's title.
This guy, is a guy I've nick named "Floppy" or "First Mate of one of the many U.S.S. Waverings"
He's a pretty serious smoker (and not of cigarettes), a dancer, kinda hung, very stylish (and possibly gay/bi. hard to be sure these days), and has a bit of a running mouth (called her "the only one" but still cheated on her).
Now, I'm not that annoyed with being tina friendly, but there's a limit to how much I can stand someone smoking, he passed that up early on. Dancer, good for him, lets him do some funny things with his hips. Stylish, that's fine, but possibly a little too stylish that starts to boarder what the stereotype of Fabulous guys are, I have no issue with gay guys (so long as you stay away from my ass), just don't date hot chicks to try and convince yourself you aren't (if you are). And I don't know if I'm just being old fashioned, but if you say a girl's the "Only one", you had better fucking mean that and back it up. Cheat, and that becomes you being a vaguely poetic dumbass who can't have their word trusted for much anymore.
Anyways, the nicknames come from that he's still fit, but smokes enough he might not be able to "soldier on" (hypothetically), and the "First Mate" bit is from him being a bit of a manwhore, and wavering on his feelings and such a lot, but not enough to merit him a full captain's title.
one serious dumbass
This guy I can't even qualify as a "champ", this guy is A-grade dumbass. How he still get's chicks is probably just the packaging.
I have duly nicknamed him "Admiral of the Fleet of Manwhore, of the Nation of Fuck Up".
This guy got her into an open relationship, which is fine-ish. They screwed, that's fine. Was he actually single at the time, nope. It's that last one that makes me ticked. Turns out he had a girlfriend, and lied about her in order to get into my friend's pants. That does not sit well with me, go ahead and fuck her and all, but do it on your own honorable merit and ability, not lying like a bastard about someone who's supposed to be important to you. This guy is pretty fucked up in the head, but gets around on his looks + such so "it's all good". Guys like this degrade the word "man" itself. And unfortunately, there's a lot of them.
I have duly nicknamed him "Admiral of the Fleet of Manwhore, of the Nation of Fuck Up".
This guy got her into an open relationship, which is fine-ish. They screwed, that's fine. Was he actually single at the time, nope. It's that last one that makes me ticked. Turns out he had a girlfriend, and lied about her in order to get into my friend's pants. That does not sit well with me, go ahead and fuck her and all, but do it on your own honorable merit and ability, not lying like a bastard about someone who's supposed to be important to you. This guy is pretty fucked up in the head, but gets around on his looks + such so "it's all good". Guys like this degrade the word "man" itself. And unfortunately, there's a lot of them.
kinda like Benjamin Button
The first champ for my discerning eye and hammerhead wit is the one I like to call
"Super-Stoner"
or
"The Sloth"
either of which are from "De-evolution Squad"
Mainly because I've met this guy a few times, and he always seems to have weed, be smoking (or about to), and not doing much or moving very quickly... sometimes not at all.
In all the times I've met him, he rarely ever seems to be moving all that quickly, if at all. He's usually parked in a chair, couch, or bed. His net movements is as if there's a cripple guy who lost everything below the waist is sitting on top of a manikin's legs. Seeing him move quickly is literally almost as rare as a solar eclipse.
He used to be fit and all, but after high school, he's degenerated into an increasingly large mass, where he stops, I really don't know. The main reason he's on this list is that he went to the same high school as my lady friend, was nice to her then, they flirted and all, and he's hung. Once they did date, he ended up cheating, and last I heard spends more time high than coherent.
"Super-Stoner"
or
"The Sloth"
either of which are from "De-evolution Squad"
Mainly because I've met this guy a few times, and he always seems to have weed, be smoking (or about to), and not doing much or moving very quickly... sometimes not at all.
In all the times I've met him, he rarely ever seems to be moving all that quickly, if at all. He's usually parked in a chair, couch, or bed. His net movements is as if there's a cripple guy who lost everything below the waist is sitting on top of a manikin's legs. Seeing him move quickly is literally almost as rare as a solar eclipse.
He used to be fit and all, but after high school, he's degenerated into an increasingly large mass, where he stops, I really don't know. The main reason he's on this list is that he went to the same high school as my lady friend, was nice to her then, they flirted and all, and he's hung. Once they did date, he ended up cheating, and last I heard spends more time high than coherent.
The return of that crazy guy you somehow keep reading
I HAVE RETURNED dear readers, and since I've been gone for so long, I'm going to attempt a quadruple update. The parade of "champions" now continues ^^
Friday, June 10, 2011
My continued appoligies
I must say this is rather embarrassing, but I haven't had much of a chance to do my duties as a writer/blogger these days, and I must admit my failings.
A few days before my last final, I realized I had a fever (trust me when I say, it takes a lot and a while for me to sometimes realize that), a sore throat, and a rather nasty headache.
The headache's a very minor and now rare occurrence of the symptoms, but I have gone to the doctor and been diagnosed with Strep Throat. While I have no idea where I contracted it, I still have it. The medication has helped with some of the pain, it has yet to start fully purging my system of it.
All the while, the fever persists, though at a considerably weakened power (went from 102ish to 99ish)
I do not trust myself to attempt to blog about the dastards and fools that had their chance with my friend, in the case I just start cussing them out without any real reasoning or basis. It is honestly hard to do so with a calm mind not to do so, with fever and pain compounding the difficulty of rationality, I can't bring myself to do this in all fairness. Though there is apparently no exemplary ability in this current collective of guys. I will not be harsh for no reason, they still deserve to have what meager redeeming qualities I can find either brought up, or reviewed, there's just been no major evidence of there being anything I can categorize as a redeeming quality yet.
A few days before my last final, I realized I had a fever (trust me when I say, it takes a lot and a while for me to sometimes realize that), a sore throat, and a rather nasty headache.
The headache's a very minor and now rare occurrence of the symptoms, but I have gone to the doctor and been diagnosed with Strep Throat. While I have no idea where I contracted it, I still have it. The medication has helped with some of the pain, it has yet to start fully purging my system of it.
All the while, the fever persists, though at a considerably weakened power (went from 102ish to 99ish)
I do not trust myself to attempt to blog about the dastards and fools that had their chance with my friend, in the case I just start cussing them out without any real reasoning or basis. It is honestly hard to do so with a calm mind not to do so, with fever and pain compounding the difficulty of rationality, I can't bring myself to do this in all fairness. Though there is apparently no exemplary ability in this current collective of guys. I will not be harsh for no reason, they still deserve to have what meager redeeming qualities I can find either brought up, or reviewed, there's just been no major evidence of there being anything I can categorize as a redeeming quality yet.
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
My appoligies
Sorry (to the few who read this)
I must admit studying for finals is taking a bit more time than I thought, I'll start getting my bearings down once finals are over (monday), so until then, please sit tight. :(
I must admit studying for finals is taking a bit more time than I thought, I'll start getting my bearings down once finals are over (monday), so until then, please sit tight. :(
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